Weight A Minute

I have jokes.

Though most of the time, the jokes are on me. I joke about a lot of things: weight, race, politics, life… you name it. I make fun of myself so other people won’t. But three-quarters of the time, that way never really works, merely because I walk myself right into said jokes.

My childhood was a hectic and confusing one, which gives me the reason to believe why I act the way I act today. My mother enrolled me in a private school so that I could ignite my asian self earlier instead of later. (Born in September-next school year). So I was the youngest in my grade, and it had it’s perks. I was a smart panda those first two years in private schooling. Then mother decided to transfer me to a public school. I then thought I was way smarter than everyone else, and stopped…